no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday
can you check in the back
Ya I guess I could check in the closet hold on a sec
i bet juliet capulet would be that facebook girl who claims to be in love with her boyfriend of two weeks and says “age is just a number!!!!1!!”
and mercutio would be that friend that comments “and jail is just a room”
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Grim Winter Redux - Shields of Skyrim
"So you play Fem!Shep for the chance to play as a cool and dynamic female protagonist who is super badass and respected?"
"But you also just want to romance Garrus."
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar