Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
imagine banana with any other vowelbununubenenebononobininibynyny
"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout
Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best.
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
i feel weird being a multishipper sometimes???? like everyone else is arguing and bashing each other and crying and i’m just like
critical mission failure
"thats not very ladylike"
im not a lady, im a dragon
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)